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"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
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Because I’m a very good person who has the coolest followers ever and because I’ve gained 400+ followers in 20 days (WTF?) I decided to make another giveaway.
There’s only going to be 1 winner for this giveaway.
I feel I frittered my money I’ve saved for 17 years OTL but I love you so there you go.
The lucky winner (no actually the VERY LUCKY winner okay) will be getting:
- EXO MAMA Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- EXO XOXO Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- EXO GROWL (repackaged) Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- EXO MIRACLES IN DECEMBER Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- SM THE BALLAD VOL. 2 ‘BREATH’ Albums (both Korean and Chinese versions) [sealed]
- Nature Republic Friends Hand Cream
- Nature Republic Super Origin Collagen BB Cream
- Armpit kit (LMAO This was mainly supposed to be joke, but if you want it I’ll give it to you too haha xD)
- Daniel Black Buckle detail Block heel Boot
- New MCM Visetos Stark Backpack Medium Genuine Beige /Cognac [guys you can only pick 1 of these, you definitely won’t get both they costed around 800€ each even tho THB I didn’t have to pay anything to get them and that’s why I’m giving one away LOL the other one I’ll keep for myself xD)
- Exo Socks
- Exo Wolf 88 T-Shirts (You’ll get 4 of them, you can pick)
- EXO SIGNATURES FROM THE FANSIGN FROM ALL 12 MEMBERS!♥
- A LOT OF EXO PICTURES (ESPECIALLY LUHAN, BAEKHYUN AND YIXING)
I guess you have to follow me ‘cause this is the giveaway for my followers after all so please… and also don’t un-follow me right after this giveaway finishes don’t be a butt thanks. Follow me here
THE RULES NOW:
- You have to be 16+ or have a pp cause if you don’t I can get in trouble so please do keep that in mind
- This giveaway is INTERNATIONAL because there’s A BUNCH of people out there that I love and do not live where I live so…
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS (I’LL CHECKKKK)
- YOU CAN REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT (likes DO count)
- Please have your ask box opened because the winner will be notified via message. If the winner does not respond on my message after 48
(Baek’s lucky number ehmm)hours, a new winner will be drawn
- I’ll be using random.org so this giveaway’s going to be 888888% fair
- Don’t erase this text guys (I’LL CHECK!).
This giveaway will end on April 1st
Please enter okay I spent a lot of money here haha xD
Lub yoo my deers ♥
AWH ONE MORE THINK GUYSE! I got quite a lot of messages saying you want me to become your friend (REALLY GUYS OMG REALLLYYY *0*) Don’t be shy to talk to me baby~ I’m a friendly person lol I don’t bite~ Especially if you like EXO OMG I’ll love you forever! ♥ So please, message me ><
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that odd moment when south park says something more beautiful and poetic than most television shows out there
Butters I fucking love you
thats not an odd moment, that IS south park. they always hit the nail right on the head.
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I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
request accomplished -
it got BETTER
SWEET JESUS THIS HAPPENED
YOU ARE LATE.
I was not expecting this to take the turn that it did.
OH-FUCKING-KAY, LET ME GET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT. WE’RE SHIPPING A CLOCK AND A NOTEPAD. AND A BOOK AND A PEN. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?
- EYK: shames Hyuna about Bubble Pop
- People: HAHAHAHA OMG you're so funny, hyuna's such a slut
- EYK: "Hyuna and her back up dancers" (referring to 4minute)
- People: HAHAHAHAHAHHA so true! Like, Hyuna had ALL the screen time and lines!
- EYK: bags out 4minute in a WHOLE video for their cover of 'milkshake' (which yes, I agree the English wasn't fantastic but still...)
- People: HAHAHAH 4minute are so untalented and bad at English
- EYK: brings boy groups into fire
- People: OMG ASDHFJKDLS DEATH TO EATYOURKIMCHI
- Sure, I am being "butthurt" but just an observation from a different point of view. Besides, no one deserves any discrimination on anything whether it be their style of music, image, english or ANYTHING. The jokes were funny at one stage,however, I have a feeling that fame is getting to EYK's head a bit too much...
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- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE